About GiffordRuneEO
Joanne Whalley:
Joanne Whalley Naked
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Information:
Name: Joanne Whalley
Born: 1964-08-25
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Diverted (2009), Unknown Sender (2008), Coronation Street (1960), 44 Inch Chest (2009), Scene (1980)
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Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their
lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom
BerthoudPierrelIM
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at
once.
AramisHanfordhv
Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed
an
autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a
concert.
"There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I
write?"
Another violinist, standing by, offered the following
helpful hint,
"Write your repertoire."
LennoKynepH
Heard the one about the three blondes that
went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?
By the time they
cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was
time to go
home.
BineanKerwinhl
One behaviorist to another after
lovemaking:
"Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for
me?"
CiceroKenzielt
Why are burglars such good tennis players
?
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
FletchEachannPX
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bargain
!
Bargain who ?
Bargain up the wrong tree !
FlannLeotw
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crewcut
!
Crewcut who?
Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
BertrandTheodoreEm
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
salad?
I believe he's eating your lettuce.
NissyenDelwynneh
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe.
KingJenydTE