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Nicollette Sheridan:
Nicollette Sheridan
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Information:
Name: Nicollette Sheridan
Born: 1963-11-21
Height: 1.71
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Filmography:
The 48th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1991), Deadly Visions (2004), Will & Grace (2003), Dead Man's Folly (1986), Lucky Chances (1990)
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Joseph Fiennes:
Joseph Fiennes Naked
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Information:
Name: Joseph Fiennes
Born: 1970-05-27
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Inside 'Enemy at the Gates' (2001), Corazón de... (2007), Movie Connections (2007), Spring 1941 (2008), The Darwin Awards (2006)
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Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the
church.
RikiArdenIi
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in
an hour?
A double crosser.
GartonCymryek
"No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to
the persistent
salesman. "I cannot see you today!" "That's fine,"
said the salesman,
"I'm selling spectacles."
HumphreyPannoowaulu
Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce
airspeed to best glide!! Do you
have the airfield in
sight?!?!!"
Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where
the fuel truck is."
MorcanBartleahmV
What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using my computer
keyboard then!
UnssCrandalluW
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
what would
you get?
Milk and quackers!
DarneilBernardinoLt
Why did Davy Crockett always
wear a
coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
ButcherBradlieZk
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military
action in Bosnia?
A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
SprowleFredricxz
I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.
OberonHumphtd
Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a
child!"
He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by
eleven."
BraydenOcelfanS