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Dave Moore on Oracle

You Might Be An Oracle Geek If:

  • Instead of looking at the clock on your PC for the current time, you run a sysdate query because you believe it is more accurate.  
  • You send e-mails not through Outlook but through the Oracle database – just because you can.   
  • You monitor wait events and sincerely hope that something has been waiting too long so you can fix it. 
  • Rather than use Quicken for personal finances, you build an APEX application utilizing RAC, table and index partitioning and data warehousing features so you can see how many times you stayed at home last year instead of spending any money.
  • You read the “Oracle 11G New Features” white paper to your daughter’s 3rd grade class over your lunch hour. 
  • When your golfing buddies mention the great “Tom Kyte” you immediately think of  Expert One on One as the greatest Oracle book ever written.  
  • When you see pictures of the Golden Gate Bridge, you think of booking your next Oracle Open World trip.
Published Friday, July 20, 2007 3:42 PM by dmoore

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